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Hey, Google+, I know I inadvertently signed up for you, but quit whining at me to use you. You don't look like an awful place, but you have a real name policy, and that does not endear me to you. Love, me.

If you're just getting to know me, you will soon discover that I have... issues with places that ask for a legal name as policy, to say the least. You'll see a decent amount of this.