in conclusion, here is a cat in a tuxedo

Also a quick observation has led to me to believe there are more parody sparkledogs and drama about sparkledogs out there than there are actual sparkledogs. It makes me wonder why people expend so much energy on hating stuff. Oh wow, some fifteen year old posted a picture of their rainbow dog character that escaped from a lab and can somehow put in piercings and operate an mp3 player. So what? What sum effect does this have on your life and why do you have to go out of your way to attack a kid who's just having some fun? Like you didn't make ridiculous characters when you were fifteen.

I swear the older I get the less tolerant I become of the "oh no, someone is making things on the internet that I don't like!" attitude. Grow the fuck up, people.

Unrelated: oh hello xkcd how did you get into my life again?